He has got green eyes and short brown hair. He has got a small mouth, sloping shoulders and no chin. He likes to wear grey jumpers. He has got a dog named Bob, a cat named Kate and some fish.
He is British. He does not know the difference between British food and Spanish food. He cannot find the Cathedral or the river. But, he could count the six bridges in town. He likes to read the train schedule and to text on his mobile.
He has never heard the question: “Is she hot?”
He studies politics and Spanish in England and works at the university at home. Here, he teaches at a primary school. He is extremely irritating. He is not interesting, nor is he interested in anything. I think he is afraid of Americans. Likely, he is afraid of anything with a pulse. I feel bad for the Catalans.
At first I thought you were describing a small child, or maybe rainman.
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